淮经理费力的咽了下口水，半饷才操着肥厚的手背猛擦脑门，笑得一脸谄媚：“闻人律师真是青春靓丽啊。”看到闻人律师的眉峰似乎轻蹙了一下，难不成怪自己言语轻浮了？赶忙又憋出一句：“和我们小郝一样，看着跟大学生似的，真搭，年轻就是好啊，你们年轻人多沟通沟通。”说罢讪讪的退回座位。
我去，瞎说什么大实话呢？什么叫做看着真搭？年轻人多沟通沟通？这种相亲的即视感是闹哪样啊？拜托别用那么艳羡的语气说出这种引人遐思的话啊。现在女生和女生之间也不能随便般配的好吗？郝欢乐抓了两个金灿灿的小橘子，恶狠狠的塞进淮经理厚厚的手掌中，生怕他再说出什么语不惊人死不休的话来。
闻人语倒是淡定的多，似乎没看到郝欢乐憋红脸的含羞带怒的窘态，默默地从万能的包包里掏出一本书细细看来。午后的阳光透过车窗洒了进来，为她完美的轮廓勾勒出一层淡金的光彩，更显灵秀脱尘，美得恍若画中。
咫尺之隔的郝欢乐看得如痴如醉，更觉得那人优秀得遥不可及。她就这么静静的看着，虔诚而又贪婪，仿佛看着一场浮华美梦。美人品书，我赏美人，岁月静好，现世安稳。等等，好像有什么乱入了，画风不太对啊。郝欢乐揉了揉眼睛，凑近了看，闻人语手中捧着的那本书封面上竟出现了三个无比熟悉的逗比：王大锤？叫兽？小子墨？细看书名：《万万没想到：生活才是戏剧》！
我去！真是万万没想到！闻人冰山女大王你用这么恬静优雅的表情看着国民逗比样真的好吗？郝欢乐嘴角抽搐，如梦如幻的意境被深深的违合感打败了。
“怎么？感兴趣？”闻人语注意到双眼圆睁的郝欢乐，很慷慨的从包包里掏出好几册书，那些熟悉的书名一下子就把郝欢乐砸傻了。
郝欢乐扶额叹息，心里的吐槽爆棚到几乎能发射元槽弹了：“你那是叮当猫的乾坤袋么，怎么装得下那么多东西？不对，要吐槽的不是这个！你那都是些神马书？什么《荒川爆笑团》、《暴漫全册》、《搞笑日和》、《十万个冷笑话》……真是够了！节操呢？人家《凤凰花》里萧女王喜欢看全套喜羊羊也就罢了，你个腹黑冰山假仙喜好的居然全是*丝挚爱到底几个意思？一旦接受这种设定，想想还挺带感呢——个鬼啊，完全不忍直视好吗？”
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为什么会在这个点不自信和愧疚啊！“只是没想到你会看这样的书。律师不是很讲究专业素养，不断提升么？”白领精英